Apparently Mom and The Dude are alumni of the Kathy Lee Gifford School of Sweatshop Parenting. Even when I was just a young buck, rolling around on the floor, they would put me in a body suit made of some type of Swiffer material so that I could dust the hardwood as I moved. Now that I am bipedal they have found a new way for me to "help out". There had better be a happily ever after at the end of my story, and a better payout than a crappy glass slipper. I mean, you couldn't even walk in something like that not to mention the thermal conductivity of glass.
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Priceless!!
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