Signs

Apparently your birthday has something to do with a sign of your future. I am told that my sign says that I am supposed be become a Librarian, which has something to do with weighing snails but I guess that will become clear later. Somebody got me this T-shirt so that i don't have to answer the inane question, "What do you want to be when you grow up?". Unfortunately, I think that the T-shirt also says that I was born with a pacemaker, but I could be wrong about that. Hey, it is written upside-down and I am not so great at this reading thing. Hopefully Librarians don't have to do a lot of reading.