One, and two, and three...

My clothes are feeling tighter and tighter these days. Grandma and Nana keep having to stock up on bigger and bigger clothes so I have decided to take action. "The Dude" loaned me a video called, "Sweating to the Oldies" which is basically a clown, sans makeup, leading a group of sweatpant clad 40-somethings through a series of leaping rituals. It looks ridiculous, but the clown's clothes seem to fit pretty loosely, which is just what I am looking for. Strrreeeeettttccccchhhhh!!!!!