Generations

So apparently the "Great" grandma begat Grandma who begat "The Dude" who begat me. No idea what "begat" means, but apparently it takes like 30 years to begat someone so it must be important. Whatever, they all wanted to pose for this picture because apparently we all share jeans. Why in the hell are we sharing jeans? I guess we cannot afford for each of us to have our own jeans. Apparently Grandma has them right now because she is the only one wearing jeans in this picture. I don't really care as long as they get washed before I get them.