I think that "The Dude" just couldn't handle the fact that Mom was the only one that was able to feed me. Now he's got me eating dinner out of a plastic cup like some kind of hobo. What is BPA anyway? I think that having to stare at his mug on an empty stomach is not good for the tummy. I will just spit on him a couple of times. That usually gets me handed back to Mom pretty quickly.
November 9, 2009
Jealous much?
I think that "The Dude" just couldn't handle the fact that Mom was the only one that was able to feed me. Now he's got me eating dinner out of a plastic cup like some kind of hobo. What is BPA anyway? I think that having to stare at his mug on an empty stomach is not good for the tummy. I will just spit on him a couple of times. That usually gets me handed back to Mom pretty quickly.
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At least "The Dude" isn't going all "Meet the Fockers" on you with a prosthetic boob.
ReplyDeleteOne day we didn't have any clean cups so he threatened to feed me the way a momma bird feeds a baby bird. Mom put the kibosh on that pretty quickly.
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